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God Makes Dramatic Intervention In EU Referendum.

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Heavy rain is forecast for London and the South-East tomorrow. This will depress turnout in the referendum, which will be a jolly good thing.

The chitter-chattering metropolitan elite is composed mainly of remaniacs. That wonderful, wise, old man who lives on a cloud in the sky has chosen to rain on their parade. So indoors they will stay, sipping their Nespresso lattes, chewing on their organic, gluten-free bagels.

Meanwhile, the rest of us can get on with saving the country. If you haven’t already voted by post, remember to take a pen to mark your ballot paper. The pencils provided at polling stations are part of MI5’s strategy to fix the result. You don’t want to be ‘rubbed out’, do you?

#VoteLeave

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Written by Peter Reynolds

June 22, 2016 at 9:38 am

Posted in Politics

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  1. LOL

    Andrea Clarke

    June 22, 2016 at 1:48 pm

  2. 100% remain for me

    Ian Leask

    June 22, 2016 at 6:34 pm


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