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Brokenshire Resigns. New Drugs Minister Appointed.

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James “Broken Britain” Brokenshire has resigned as drugs minister in order to spend more time with his family.  The new drugs minister is Muammar Muhammad al-Gaddafi, a long time friend of the British government, well known for his intelligent and forward thinking policies and a legend amongst freedom loving people throughout the world.

David Cameron, commenting on Brokenshire’s resignation said:

“James has done a wonderful job spreading government propaganda and misinformation.  Without his tireless and courageous work we would have been unable to restrain the public outcry against our drugs policy.  If it wasn’t for James, thousands of medicinal cannabis users might have found relief from their pain and suffering and strayed away from the poisonous and harmful products that our friends in Big Pharma supply.  It was only through James’ personal guidance that I was able recently to dismiss any idea of legalising cannabis during my YouTube interview.  James told me the right lies to tell. I couldn’t have done it without him.”

David Oliver, Head of the Drug Strategy Unit at the Home Office, welcomed the new minister saying:

“I look forward to working with Muammar Gaddafi.  He has exactly the right experience and personal qualities needed in a British drugs minister.  He is a denier of science.  He has no interest in the will of the people and he can tell bare faced lies without even blinking.  I cannot think of anyone more suitable for the post”

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  1. There’s many a true word spoken in jest.

    Thanks Peter, I think that’s just what we all needed, a bit of light relief, that also makes some very serious points.

    Dan

    March 9, 2011 at 11:57 am

  2. Jeez, I jumped for joy then relieved it wasn’t true. good points tho. James Brokenshire was bullied in school, I would put money on it.

    RConnmhaigh

    March 9, 2011 at 12:09 pm

  3. The title of your link actually almost made an atheist believe there was a a God! lol shame on you, but thanks for the laugh, although your sense of humour is so nearly a reflection of the facts

    Pistils

    March 9, 2011 at 12:41 pm

  4. Well, that made me laugh! Very funny, Peter!

    John Cossham

    March 9, 2011 at 12:43 pm

  5. Oh how excellent. Well played Peter.

    mark Robbins

    March 9, 2011 at 12:43 pm

  6. loved this =)

    Underneath the bridge

    March 9, 2011 at 12:59 pm

  7. I got all excited for a minute there. I should know better.

    John

    March 9, 2011 at 4:10 pm

  8. LOL

    Jake

    March 9, 2011 at 4:51 pm

  9. Funny piece!

    Just a heads up about a short debate in the Lords tonight –

    Question for Short Debate: Lord Norton of Louth to ask Her Majesty’s Government what consideration they have given to establishing a Royal Commission on the law governing drug use and possession.

    More info can be found here –

    http://www.ukdpc.org.uk/resources/Lords_drug_control.pdf

    cannawanna

    March 9, 2011 at 5:31 pm

    • Thanks, cannawanna.

      I have heard Nigel Farage several times calling for a Royal Commission on drugs.

      At the next election, I would urge people to vote UKIP (if there is no “New LCA” candidate, of course!).
      And, after all, the EC has done nothing to help us cannabis users, despite several of its members implementing sensible drug laws, so we might as well vote to get out.

      pjmcneill

      March 9, 2011 at 6:28 pm

  10. Ha! Ha! Ha! I thought it was true when I saw the headline.
    Still, I reckon they are getting hundreds of comments from people like us, and they are obviously reading them all; so at least our views are actually getting through to the repressers themselves.

    pjmcneill

    March 9, 2011 at 6:17 pm

  11. i got this bumped into my e-mail and have waited all day to read this. it isnt waht i thought at all of course but still just as enjoyable.

    i did however start planning a show in my head that i now have to scrap! you tyke peter!

    Cure Ukay

    March 9, 2011 at 6:57 pm

  12. It’s a few weeks early for an “April fool”.

    But a peoples revolution with blood being spilled on the streets of London is coming and I will be there.

    Mr Bimble

    March 9, 2011 at 7:00 pm

  13. Are you sure you’re a Tory Peter?

    Chris Bovey

    March 24, 2011 at 2:51 pm

    • Yes, I’m a tory, not a Tory.

      Peter Reynolds

      March 24, 2011 at 3:10 pm


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